Graphic by Leslie "Lolly"
Harpold. Original photo by
Karen "Violet" Hocking
In which the mysteries of
the universe are explained
And much time can be wasted...
(or something like that)
IHOZ is a proud supporter of
IHOZ is getting RAVE
REVIEWS...or something like that.
Our Current Special
Stats, stats and more stats. Bet you can't eat just one. Now comes with
side dishes of
String Cheese Incident Stats and Day By
the River Stats
- The ZZYZX
Interstate Highway List Learn completely
useless information about the Interstate highway system. Find out which
Interstate ends at a Park and Ride. Discover how long I-90 is
through South Dakota. You too can become a road geek!
- Play the IHOZ
Jukebox. With options
ranging from Phish to female singer songwriters, how can you go wrong?
Who knows, one day we might even put sounds on this. Includes the hit
Tela is not a spy essay!
Return Read about
our Savior- once a Goldfish, now an Aquatic Angel, SPANDEX died for your
unhappiness! (The entire story is now online.)
IHOZ has very exacting standards when it comes to beverages.
We have recently expanded our selections though to promote our sponsor.
In order to concentrate on the quality of our entrees, IHOZ is forced to
farm out our desserts. This does not mean that we are not concerned
about quality. IHOZ only uses products from the finest bakers
The homepage of Spamily
(a.k.a. Hunger Induce Girl
Knitrix , consort to
Boy ). has composed a product that you will keep going back
for. This strictly vegetarian offering is the perfect treat after a hard
The Pete and Pete Homepage While IHOZ is not Planet
Hollywood, we do serve an occasional television related dish. Pete and
Pete is the best show on television, and with Mr Tastee and Orange
Lazarus, they have shown their commitment to high quality frozen treats.