While one might think this is just an idle threat, it is not.
SPANDEXians and the mental heath "industry" have long been at odds ever
since "having faith in the power of dead aquatic animals to affect
people's moods" was added to the list of mental illnesses. This was
something that we fully approved of at first of course, until we found
out that, rather than being used against the false
cult of Elmer the Squid, the definition would be expanded to apply to
SPANDEXians too. If people cannot see the difference between mental
illness and THE TRUTH, perhaps it is they that are ill.