Somewhere in the black mountain hills of New Jersey, there lived an object named Rhombus Raccoon. My superhero quest as Starman took me there to protect said object from the invisible Allied Legion of Death.

Attacking Lazerton with the dreaded Poke of Shame

The battle was long and rough. It took me most of the short winter day to fully

I see you Oratha!

defeat them.

Sure they had deadly weapons that I had to dodge

Whew, missed
Missed again

such as the deadly Cannonball Ray, but thanks in part to my allies,

Using the invulnerable cape to defend my friends

the Rhombus was saved!

Safe and rhomboid

Photos by Caroline "Esthergrl" Conroy