Ok, here is (as far as I know) the first real attempt to provide a comprehensive statistical analysis of Phish's history. Before we get into the fun stuff, there are a few notes that aren't completely without any merit whatsoever.
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Now in the words of Christie Searing on the way to the 2/16/91 Marquee show, "Here we go!"